thinking: "I've been keeping my legs at home some time ago. I haven't enjoyed the high end for a long time. I didn't expect that suddenly a free high-end fell in front of me. Maybe someone sent it to...Chapter 567 dumplings poison
the Xiao family made two kinds of dumplings and made a lot of dumplings. Ten adults can eat enough to eat the number of dumplings they made.
but the Xiao family of five ate all these dumplings for seven, seven, eight, eight. After
finished eating, the Xiao family couldn't stand up straight one by one.
seeing that there were twenty or thirty dumplings left on the plate on the table, Mrs. Xiao said to several people, "who will try your best to eat all these dumplings don't waste them!"
Xiao Changqian touched his round belly and said awkwardly, "Mom, I really can't eat any more. I can't eat any more."
Qian Hongyan shook her head again and again and said, "Mom, I can't eat any more. I'm too full."
Xiao Weiwei, who didn't even have the strength to speak, sat slumped on the sofa and waved her hand.
Xiao Hailong said, "Grandma, why don't you put it in the fridge and fry it in the morning before you eat it"
Old Mrs. Xiao suddenly put a bad smile on her face. She said to Qian Hongyan, "Hongyan, put these dumplings in a plastic bag and send them to Ye Chen's family."
Qian Hongyan was surprised and asked, "Mom, why do you send good dumplings to their family"
Mrs. Xiao said with a smile, "anyway, it's their leek. Let them have a taste." They are pissed off! "
Xiao Hailong said, "Grandma, would you like to add some laxative to it"
Xiao Changqian asked, "the dumplings are all wrapped and cooked. Where can I add laxatives"
Xiao Hailong said, "you can grind the laxative into powder, then drink water and hit it into dumplings with a syringe!"
"Oh, that's a good idea!" Xiao Weiwei danced and said, "Brother, what a wonderful way you are!"
Mrs. Xiao said, "it just so happens that there is a first-aid kit in the storeroom of this villa with all kinds of medicine and syringes in it!"
Xiao Hailong immediately patted his arm and said, "well, I'll take care of Grandma. Tonight I'll let Ye Chen and his family break their hearts."
with that, he immediately got up and went to the storeroom and soon brought out a plastic box with a red cross logo printed inside.
the former owner of the villa is well prepared for daily necessities. The medicine kit is well prepared for everything from colds and fever to gastrointestinal conditioning to chronic diseases such as diabetes and heart disease.
Xiao Hailong immediately found a bottle of fruit guide film inside and said with a sinister smile: "I ate this for constipation for a period of time, and the effect was particularly good. Eating two bags would break the intestines."
Xiao Weiwei said hurriedly, "then give them one in each dumpling!"
"OK!" Xiao Hailong smiled and said, "Let them have a good time tonight."
then Xiao Hailong began to grind the fruit guide slices into powder and then pour water into the dumplings with a syringe.
but just half of the more than 20 dumplings had been processed, Xiao Hailong felt an incomparable cramping pain in his abdomen, which made him cover his stomach, ouch.
Qian Hongyan hurriedly asked him, "what's the matter with you, son"
Xiao Hailong said painfully, "my stomach hurts, Mom. It hurts so much. It's like wringing my intestines together." Oh, it hurts so much. "with that, Xiao Hailong felt a strange energy in his abdomen, like a trapped, crazy mouse, running frantically to his lower part.
before he came to his senses, he suddenly let out a smelly fart!
the huge luxury living room is filled with an incomparably disgusting stench.
Old Mrs. Xiao coughed a few times and scolded, "Sea Dragon!" Do you have a conscience to fart in front of your family "
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Vera Xiao also covered her mouth and nose with great disgust and said angrily, "Brother, your fart stinks!"
Xiao Hailong said painfully at this time: "I don't know what's going on, but I just feel a pain in my stomach."
at this point, Xiao Hailong immediately felt a stronger energy, several times stronger than just now, and rushed down crazily at a very fast speed.
then I heard a puff, and a more intense stench instantly spread throughout the living room.
Xiao Changqian looked under Xiao Hailong's butt and found brown and black sticky material seeping out. He exclaimed, "** Hailong, why did you pull your pants"
"Ah!" Everyone looked at it.
it doesn't matter at first glance!
there is really something disgusting under Xiao Hailong's butt.
Mrs. Xiao scolded angrily: "asshole, this sofa is imported from Italy!"
Xiao Hailong was also petrified and blurted out, "me. I... I don't know what's going on, but I have a special stomachache, and then I want to fart. I don't know how to fart.
Xiao Weiwei asked in surprise: "Brother, did you suck the crushed powder into your nose when you crushed the laxative"
"No!" Xiao Hailong's expression was extremely ugly.
Old Mrs. Xiao was about to scold him when she suddenly covered her stomach and blurted out, "what's going on" I have a terrible stomachache, too. Oh, no, no, no.
"Mom!" Xiao Changqian saw that the old lady fell down and hurriedly got up to help her. as a result, he felt as if he had been stabbed in the stomach several times in a row.
then, he also felt the feeling of surging winds and clouds in his stomach, and then he felt a hot and humid feeling in his pants!
is broken!
I also crapped my pants!
this.
what on earth is going on!
Old Mrs. Xiao was lying on the ground, rolling in pain, saying, "Oh, this old woman is in so much pain. It's killing me!"
with that, the old lady threw up all the food she had eaten.
immediately after that, she felt that her abdomen was out of control and pulled her pants.
Mrs. Xiao, while gushing out uncontrollably, cried for her father and mother: "call an ambulance, call an ambulance."
Xiao Weiwei was about to take out her cell phone, but her stomach was in great pain. She collapsed on the sofa and could not move.
Qian Hongyan, though she had the latest attack, soon began to vomit and diarrhea.
the whole living room is almost impossible. It smells worse than a roadside aqua privie. It stinks!
Xiao Hailong's bottom is full of feces. He struggles to find a clean place to sit, but no matter what, he can only keep a bitter face, his uncomfortable eyebrows are twisted together, and ask, "Grandma, are you making this dumpling unclean"
Mrs. Xiao said weakly, "it's impossible. Leeks are fresh, meat is fresh, and eggs are fresh. How can there be a problem"
Xiao Weiwei's lips turned purple and she trembled and said, "Grandma, now I feel like a knife in my stomach. I'm not going to die here."
Xiao Changqian clenched his teeth and said, "I'll call 120. you must hold on!"
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